The internet history of Bert Van Marwijk, coach of the Dutch National Team, the 24-hours after they lost to Germany.

7:11a — Wikipedia Edit // “Bert van Marwijk, former coach of the Dutch National Team” to “Bert Van Marwijk, current coach of the Dutch National Team.”
7:13a — Wikipedia Edit // “Bert van Marwijk, recently fired as coach of the Dutch National Team” to “Bert Van Marwijk, current coach of the Dutch National Team.”
7:30a – ESPN Soccernet // “Van Marwijk criticizes Dutch wingers.”
7:31a — Gmail // Email to Arjen Robben, Wesley Sneijder. Subject: “That was taken out of context.”
7:32a — Gmail // Email to Michael van Praag. Subject: “Seriously, it was all Robben’s fault.”
7:33a — Gmail // Email to Michael van Praag. Subject: “Seriously though, you have to believe me.”
7:45a – Wikipedia Edit // “Bert van Marwijk, incompetent former leader of the Dutch National Team” to “Bert Van Marwijk, current coach of the Dutch National Team.”
7:46a – Netflix // The Damned United
9:08a — Wikipedia // Brian Clough
9:13a — LinkedIn // Message to Pep Guardiola. “Wanna start our own national team?”
9:15a – Livejournal // New Post: “If Brian Clough can fail…”
9:24a — Amazon // Search: Portable disguises
9:25a — Monster.com // Search: “National team jobs”
9:26a – Monster.com // Search: “Club jobs anywhere in the world”
9:27a — Monster.com // Search: “Any soccer job in Holland”
9:32a — Monster.com // Search: “Any soccer job anywhere in the world”
9:45a — Monster.com // Search: “Any job anywhere in the world”
10:08a — Wikipedia Edit // “Bert van Marwijk, deutsche bag coach emeritus of the Dutch National Team” to “Bert Van Marwijk, current coach of the Dutch National Team.”
10:09a – Gmail // Email to Wikipedia Edit. Subject: “Can you put a temporary editing hold on my name?”
10:11a — Google // Search: “Red Light Districts that double as coffeeshops and napping establishments in Kharkiv.”
5:02p — Wikipedia Edit // “Bert van Marwijk, the worst coach in the history of the Dutch National Team” to “Bert Van Marwijk, current coach of the Dutch National Team.”
5:28p — Google // Search: “Worst records of coaches in UEFA history”
5:30p – Gmail // Email to Mark Van Bommel. Subject: “If we lose again, you are offish not invited for Christmas.”
5:31p – Google// Search: “Mark Van Bommel scandals”
6:05p – Livejournal // Journal entry: “I know that I probably shouldn’t have, but…she’ll be better off for it.”
6:06p — Netflix // Any Given Sunday
9:00p — Wikipedia Edit // “Bert van Marwijk, dolt of the Dutch National Team” to “Bert Van Marwijk, current coach of the Dutch National Team.”
9:10p — Gmail // Reply email to Michael Van Praag. Subject: “Re: Taking the team a different direction.”
3:38a – Wikipedia Edit // “Bert van Marwijk, current coach of the Dutch National Team” to “Bert Van Marwijk, woijrwoformer coaoerajisch off thdse Duerwtecsdfh Nagstggsiodsfnal Tesdfdssdfsam.”